(After normani says something sweet)
Camila: Aw Mani! You'd do that for me?
Normani: *In a daydream state* Yeah, I'd do a lot of things to you.
Camila: Y—You mean for me?
Normani: Hm? Oh yeah, that too.
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Jesy: *Talking about some random guy* It's breaking my heart I've never cared about a man as much as Fadèl Santo-Domingo!
Leigh: His last name is Santiago.
Jesy: That's not the point!
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(Before Camila came out)
Dinah: Just admit your gay, Mila
Camila: I AM NOT GAY DINAH!
Camila: *thinking to herself* I'm technically not "gay Dinah", I'm gay mila. So I technically didn't lie.
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Perrie: *Holding question mark stickers* Hey can I borrow some of these question mark stickers?
Jesy: I guess so, why?
Perrie: I wanna put them on stop signs.
Jesy: Perrie n o!
Perrie: *Already walking away*
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Ally: Why is Lauren crying?
Normani: She took one of those "Which Fifth Harmony member are you?" quizzes.
Ally: ??
Normani: She got Dinah.
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Leigh: Perrie, lets have a baby. With your eyes, and my everything else? That baby would be unstoppable.
Perrie: ...
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Lauren: *Clearly offended* Wait, you have a girl over and you were offering to have sex with me?
Dinah: Yes, because that's the kind of good friend I am Lauren!
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*After realizing she might have a crush on Perrie*
Jesy: No way! I don't like her! Leigh, if I like her, shoot me!
Leigh: *Makes a gun with her fingers* POW!
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Ally: From now on there are no phones allowed in the tour bus. We all need to start communicating more!
Camila: Wait, not even to play plants vs zombies??
Ally: No!
Camila: But it's a game about plants! And plants are life!
Camila: Are you against life?!
Ally: ...
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Perrie: I cut my finger on Jesy's ring...
Perrie: *Dead serious* I hope I can still dance.
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*On the phone with Ally*
Lauren: *muffled talking*
Ally: What??? I can't understand you??
Lauren: Sorry one of Mani's titties were in my mouth.
Ally: ...
Ally: Please delete my number.
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*After taking pictures with Santa while vlogging*
Perrie: Happy Holidays!!
Jade: Okay so maybe this didn't turn out so bad after all!
Leigh: It was a sister success!
Jesy: I said "Fuck" in front of Santa by accident...
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*While asking Santa what she wants for Christmas*
Dinah: I want a nice beefy boyfriend.
Santa: I can't do relationships.
Normani from a distance: Neither can she.
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Jade: Where are you going?
Jesy: To get some air
Jade: We have air in the house.
Jesy: *While walking out* Well I like beer with my air.
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*After the group catches Camila and Normani making out*
Dinah: What the hell mila, you told me you didn't have a new girlfriend!
Camila: Normani is not my girlfriend!
Camila: *Looks over at Normani* They just don't get it.
Normani: Of course they don't, why would they?
Camila: Come on baby, lets go.
Normani and Camila: *walk out hand in hand leaving Dinah and the girls obviously confused*
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
