Incorrect 5h&LM quotes

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Ally: Dinah, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

Dinah: Well if I followed that rule, I'd never speak again.

Lauren: Yeah, that's kinda the idea.

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Jade: God I'm so mad at that rich dude from the super market. Thinking you wanted something from him?

Perrie: ...

Jade: Everyone knows I'm all you've ever desired.

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Normani to Austin after he was a dick: *Arms folded* I think you should go.

Camila: Me too. You know? I was gonna pack you some left over pizza rolls, but that ship has sailed mister.

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Leigh: *Staring out the window* What is Perrie doing out there?

Perrie: *In a cornfield banging pots together* IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF I GOT ABDUCTED BY ALIENS RIGHT NOW.

Jesy: This. This is why I want to kick her out.

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Dinah: What did you tell my mom earlier?

Ally: Oh, just how if it wasn't for me taking you in as my own, and feeding you, and taking care of you, you'd be dead on the streets-

Lauren: Ally-

Ally: Dead. On. The. Streets.

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Perrie: *After getting into Jade's pants* I have no idea what I was doing, but I know I did it very, very well.

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*At dinner with Normani's parents for the first time*

Camila: So, Andrea, do you know how the gorillas took over the Lunar Colony?

Andrea: I don't actually, how did they?

Normani: No mom don't-

Camila: They used... guerrilla warfare.

Andrea: ... Get out of my house.

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Leigh: *After hearing a knock on the door at 3 a.m* Is anyone else scared?

Jesy: Not really. Considering all I do is stress about you three, and my blood pressure is sky rocket, I've already lived longer than expected.

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Doctor: Well, you're looking very healthy Camila.

Camila: Ha! Only on the outside!

Doctor: ...

Camila: I'm very sad.

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Jade: I'm in love with Perrie and I'm confused.

Jesy: ...

Jade: Not about loving Perrie. I just never know what the fuck is going on.

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Camila: *Kisses Dinah's neck*

Dinah: What is this?

Camila: Affection.

Dinah: Disgusting.

Dinah:

Dinah: Do it again.

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Perrie: I love you. We should have sex.

Jade: But I'm christian, I wanna wait till marriage.

Perrie: Then embrace Satan.

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Lauren: Admit it.

Normani: No.

Lauren: Mani, c'mon.

Normani: You will never be better at Mario Kart, you won one match and-

Lauren: I still beat you though.

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Perrie: Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Jesy: I don't have time to date.

Perrie: Leigh, why don't you have a girlfriend?

Leigh: Jesy doesn't have time to date.

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Lauren: You speak Spanish now, Dinah?

Dinah: Yeah, I learned some from Ally.

Dinah: Si, mas rapido (Yes, more faster). Mas fuerte (More harder). No pares (Don't stop)

Lauren: *Smirking*

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Perrie: *To herself* Step one, be straight.

Jade: *Walks by*

Perrie: Well, failed step one.

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Lauren: *Staring at Mani and Camila* Since when did you two start dating?

Normani: *Grabs Camila's hands* Since now, good idea, Laur.

Camila: *Gets flustered and faints*