*About Ally's birthday*
Dinah: I always get Ally something nice for her birthday.
Lauren: Last year you gave her a coupon book that you found in the dumpster.
Dinah: She got two shovels for the price of one!
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Jesy: Um, excuse me, I didn't receive an invitation to your party.
Random person: I don't even know you.
Jesy: YOUR LOSS.
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Interviewer: So Camila, what do you look for in a girl?
Camila: A pulse, usually.
Ally: Usually?!
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*While watching cartoons*
Perrie: *Aggressively* COME ON DORA! YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE FUCKING MAP, NOT ME.
Leigh: Maybe that's enough-
Perrie: I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
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[During an interview]
Dinah: All I'm saying is, sometimes people ask to be murdered.
Normani: How does someone ask to be murdered?
Dinah: By being annoying!
Lauren: You must really wanna be murdered then, Dinah.
Camila: Shots fired.
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Jesy: If it makes you feel any better, I hate Sam just as much as you do.
Perrie: And why is that?
Jesy: Because he makes your life miserable.
Jesy: And that's MY job.
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Lauren: I'm like a beautiful summers day.
Dinah: But a summers day isn't a bitch.
Ally: And the yelling starts in 3... 2... 1...
Lauren: HOW DARE YOU-
Ally: *Sighs* I need a drink.
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Jade: Why do you always see the worst in people?
Jesy: Because people are the worst!
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Normani: *Trying on wedding dresses for fun*
Camila: *Staring dreamingly*
Normani: What are you looking at?
Camila: What the rest of my life looks like.
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Leigh: If I hang out with Perrie too much, I'm gonna fall in love with her.
Leigh: It's just how I am, I can't separate things out.
Leigh: I think it has something to do with my child hood, you know?
Cop: Ma'am, all I did was ask you "Do you know why I've pulled you over this evening"...
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Ally: *Clearly upset*
Normani: What's wrong?
Ally: You realize I say "goodnight" to you, every night, and you never say it back.
Ally: *Offended* What's the problem, Normani? Do you not want me to have a goodnight?!
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Jade: So, what do you wanna do today?
Jesy: *Smirking* You.
Jade: Ohmygodstop
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[During thanksgiving]
Ally: You named the turkey?
Camila: Yeah! His name is hank.
Lauren: Hank? Why?
Camila: Cause hanks-giving...
Dinah: go hOME.
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Leigh: You know what happens to people who keep everything bottled up, Perrie? They get old, sad, and weird.
Perrie: I'm already two out of three of those things, Leigh.
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Camila: I'm not in love with Ally! Why would you think that?!
Dinah: Last night, I was looking through your room, and found a sticky note that said "I'm in love with Ally".
Camila: Camila has left the chat.
Dinah: This is a verbal conversation, Mila!
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Perrie: I'm good at being that girl that you spend more and more time with, till you meet your wife.
Jade: But I want you to be my wife.
Perrie: *Cries in gay*
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Ally: We're adults! Adults talk about things!
Lauren: No, adults ignore things till they go away.
Normani: Explains why you tried to repress your sexuality for so long.
Camila: Did you just-
Dinah: Shots fired.
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[At the beach, sitting in the sand]
Jesy: *Deep in thought*
Leigh: What are you thinking about?
Jesy: When you stand up, there's gonna be a perfect imprint of your butt in the sand.
Leigh: How are you an adult?
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Camila: Valentine's Day sucks.
Dinah: I kind of like it.
Camila: *Snorts* Since when?
Dinah: Since a couple years ago, five years to be exact.
Camila: What happened five years ago?
Dinah: I met you.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
