A/n: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLY. YOU LITTLE (not so little) SMOL BEAN.
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Perrie: What's your biggest fear?
Leigh: Probably being alone.
Perrie: *Taking a tarantula out of a box* gueSS AGAIN BITCH.
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Ally: I didn't know Camila and Mani were religious.
Lauren: What do you mean?
Ally: Well last night I was walking passed their hotel room, and I heard Camila scream "Jesus Christ!"
Ally: And Mani replied with, "Oh god! Yes, yes!".
Lauren: ...
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*After meeting Perrie and Jade on the X-Factor*
Leigh: You know I've always wanted lesbian friends!
Perrie and Jade: But we're not-
Leigh: You two are perfect!
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*Walks in on Camila wearing an astronaut costume*
Camila: I just needed some space, Ally.
Ally: ...
Camila: Get it?
Ally: Why the hell did I decide to marry you?
Camila: Cause I'm out of this world.
Ally: ... Goodbye.
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Jade: I'm going to the store, you guys want anything?
Leigh: My self esteem would be nice...
Perrie: For you to love me back...
Jesy: My youth.
Jade: I only have five dollars guys...
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*Walks into the kitchen*
Ally: Is something burning?
Lauren: Only my love for you.
Ally: Lauren, your shirt iS ON FIRE.
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Perrie: Do you have anything to tell me?
Jade: Uh? No?
Perrie: Oh. Well, your horoscope says that you're keeping secrets. I don't wanna call you a liar or anything, but the stars don't lie, Jade.
Jade: ????
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Ally: *While knitting* Gotta love knitting needles! I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab your eyes out. I can make mittens.
Normani: ... What was that middle one?
Ally: I can make a hat.
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Jesy: Come here.
Jade: Why?
Jesy: Just come here.
Jade: No you're gonna hit me.
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Normani: *Staring at Camila's Abs* Wow, I didn't know you worked out, Camila.
Camila: *Has flashbacks of all the times she's had to outrun Ally from hitting her*
Camila: Y-Yeah, I have a pretty hardcore workout.
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Leigh: You're like the ocean.
Jesy: How so?
Leigh: So fucking salty.
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Ally: Aw! Mani did the dishes.
Dinah: How do you know I didn't do them?
Ally: Because once, when all the knives were dirty, I saw you cut a bagel with your key.
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Jade: How many popsicles have you eaten today?!
Perrie: *Laying in a bed full of Popsicle wrappers* Now is not the time to be talking about my flaws as a human being, Jade.
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Dinah: *After a rant* So am I a good person? No. But do I try to be? Well, still no...
Interviewer: ...
Dinah: ...
Dinah: What was the question again?
Interviewer: "What's your favorite color?"
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Leigh: Girls are so hot.
Leigh: Guys are so hot too.
Leigh: Fuck, why is everyone so hot?
Jesy: Global warming.
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*At 3 a.m*
Camila: Okay, I'm going to sleep.
Normani: It's about fucking time.
*Ten minutes of silence passes*
Camila: Do fish fall in love?
Normani: SLeEp.
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Perrie: Jesus Christ Jade, how much attention do you need?
Jade: *Laying on the floor in the middle of the living room exasperatedly* All of it.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
