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Interviewer: What would you say hurts the most? Like in my opinion love hurts the most.

Camila: Ever had your high five ignored?

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Jesy: Someone get me some vodka.

Jade: It's breakfast time.

Jesy: And some toast.

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Lauren: No I am not in love with Camila, but she's in love with me and we love each other very much.

Lauren: I mean sure, she's cute... and I'd never tell her but she's really funny. She's clumsy but I think it's really cute, and everything she does is just really cute.

Lauren: I'm sorry what was the question?

Interviewer: ... "How are you doing"

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*After Perrie gets done doing something stupid*

Perrie: My head hurts.

Leigh: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

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Normani to Ally: Remember how we used to be worried about Dinah's f-u-t-u-r-e?

Dinah: Oh guys! You don't have to be worried about my furniture, I don't own any!

Ally: *Long sigh*

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*Lost in the middle of nowhere*

Jesy: I can't believe you broke your phone. Who accidentally drops their phone into a bowl of soup, Perrie?!

Perrie: It wasn't an accident, I wanted to see if it would float!

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*During a takeover*

Ally: *Looking into the camera* The tour bus got a ping pong table last week, and now it's all the girls do.

Ally: Most of the time I only come in here to bring them juice. I'm literally raising 12 year olds.

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Interviewer: Jesy, are you drunk? It's 2 p.m.

Jesy: I have a very good reason for being drunk.

Jesy: The more I drink, the less there is for my children to drink.

Interviewer: You don't have any children...

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Ally: *At the hospital* Nice going Lauren, you ran over Camila. Your own girlfriend.

Dinah: I get to run over her next!!!

Normani: Wait, if Dinah gets to, I want to, too!

Ally: N O.

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*Learning how to drive*

Jade: The gas is on "E", Perrie.

Perrie: Maybe "E" stands for "Extra fuel"!

Jade: *Face palms*

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Camila: High school musical dance along addition teaches me hand and eye coordination. Which is why I now have cat-like reflexes.

Dinah: Oh yeah?

Dinah: *Throws a baseball and hits Camila in the face unexpectedly*

Lauren: *Snorts* Yeah, dead cat-like reflexes.

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*During an argument*

Leigh: I don't understand.

Jade: *Sarcastically* SHOCKER!

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*After waking Ally up by yelling*

Ally: *Wearing Dinah's big tee shirt and holding her favorite teddy bear*

Ally: You all need to learn how to act like mature women!!

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Leigh: I got you some chips, chocolate chip cookies, ice cream, will you marry me? Pickles, Oreos, cookie dough.

Jesy: What? What did you say?

Leigh: What?

Jesy: The middle thing.

Leigh: I got you pickles.

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Camila: I worked five days this week.

Dinah: And?

Camila: You only paid me for three.

Dinah: I know. That's how I save money.

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*While ransacking Jesy's room*

Perrie: Guys, check out this picture of all of us.

Leigh: Yeah?

Jade: What about it?

Perrie: I look fucking good!

Leigh: Just go wait in the car.

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Camila to Ally: I cracked! I didn't know what to say, I got nervous!

*Flash back*

Normani: I'm in love with you.

Camila: *Anxiously* See you at school!

Camila: *Slams the door in mani's face*

Normani: *From the other side* We don't even go to school, Mila!

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