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Normani: Why are you so awkward and mean to me?!

Camila: Because no one ever taught me how to act around perfection, Mani!

Normani: What?

Camila: I mean what?

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Jesy talking to Leigh: I'm not leaving till you laugh and smile.

Jesy talking to Perrie: Hey, panini head, are you fucking listening to me? Get the fuck out of your feelings, you little bitch.

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Lauren: *Sees Ally and Dinah holding hands* So who finally confessed?

Dinah: *Smiling proudly* It was me. I made sure it was short and sweet.

Ally: ??? You yelled "Listen here you little shit, I have feelings for you and I know you have feelings for me too. So it's about god damn time we acknowledge them." While on the roof ???

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Ally: Okay, be subtle, Mila likes things slow and calming.

Normani: *Nods as Camila walks by*

Normani: CAMILA I WANNA FUCK YOU TILL YOU CAN'T FEEL YOUR LEGS.

Camila: *Faints*

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Leigh: *Dreamily* She's (Jesy) like the sun. Even her favorite color is yellow.

Perrie: *Remembers Jesy putting her in a choke hold for taking her gummy bears*

Perrie:

Perrie:

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Normani: So, Dinah, we've been doing this fifth harmony thing for four years now and I still don't know whether you prefer Hansen or Jane.

Dinah: Well I prefer-

Camila: *Gets down on one knee* How about Cabello?

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Jade: Alright babe, we're far enough along in our relationship, that I think it's officially okay for you to meet the most important people in my life. My-

Perrie: Parents?

Jade: Pets. I was going to say pets. *Grumbles disappointedly* But yeah, you can meet those too.

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Ally: Has anyone else noticed how hot Camila's gotten?

Lauren: ...

Dinah: ...

Normani: *Nervous laughter* What? No. Hot? No. What? That's- That's- why would you say that? I- what? I don't think she's hot. I mean- what?

Ally: I'm talking about her fever, Normani. God, go take a cold shower then rush to church.

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Leigh: Kiss the person you want most, Jade.

Jade: Sam?

Sam: *Hopeful* Yes?

Jade: Can get out of my way, I'm trying to get to Perrie.

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Ally: I cried yesterday. You made me cry.

Dinah: Baby...

Ally: This is no time for pet names.

Dinah: I was calling you a baby.

Ally: I will fucking strangle you, Dinah.

Dinah: *Smirking* Like you could even reach my neck.

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Leigh: Wait do you like me?

Jesy: *Scoffs* What are you five?

Leigh: ...

Jesy: I don't like you.

Leigh: *Sadly* Oh. Okay-

Jesy: I love you... so much... it's embarrassing... pls help.

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Ally: Camila, you're smart. I have a question about outer space?

Camila: *Points to the sky* It's up there.

Ally: Never mind I'll ask Lauren.

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Leigh: Have you and Perrie ever had sex in the tour bus?

Perrie and Jade: *Nod embarrassedly*

Jesy: *While laying in her bunk* Gross! Where?

Jade: ...

Perrie: ...

Jesy: *Stares down at her bed in panic* W H E R E?!

Jade: Seems like you already know where.

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Ally: Why do you have handcuffs?

Lauren: Ally, do you just willingly pretend that I don't have sex with Camila? Is this an 'I'm hoping you'll lie to me' situation?

Ally: I am 100% sure you two are both virgins. My mind won't accept anything else.

Lauren: I'm a secret cop on my spare time.

Ally: T h a n k y o u.

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Jesy: Show those haters how it's done by hating yourself most.

Perrie: Uh, Jesy, I don't think that's how it-

Jesy: I said what I said.

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Camila: The "h" is silent.

Lauren: Many letter are silent.

Dinah: True.

Normani: Actually, all letters are meaningless, every thing is born without a reason.

Ally: Mani, could you lighten up a bit?

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