Jesy: Hey Perrie what's on your mind?
Perrie: *Staring off into a distance* Does Lightning McQueen have car insurance or life insurance?
Jesy: ......
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Dinah: You know what's funny?
Lauren: What?
Dinah: Camila's my best friend, and I'd absolutely murder anyone who hurt her.
Lauren: ... That's not funny ...?
Dinah: *Making a serious expression* Exactly. So don't fucking hurt her.
Lauren: *Gulps*
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Leigh: *Points to Jade's shirt* What color do you all think this is?
Perrie: Grey?
Jesy: Light grey?
Leigh: It is grey.
Leigh: Now tell them what color you think it is, Jade.
Jade: *Quietly* Dark white.
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Normani: Honestly, I'm just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into--
Dinah: You buy Camila a bouquet of flowers ever day.
Normani: daISIES ARE HER FAVORITE AND SHE SMILES WHEN SHE SEES THEM. DO YOU KNOW HOW CUTE CAMILA'S SMILE IS????
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Jade: So what would be the height of arrogance for you?
Jesy: Perrie, how tall are you?
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[In the group chat]
Ally: So, what are you and Dinah doing tonight?
Lauren: We're gonna get HIGH AND FUCK
Lauren: ... I meant high as fuck.
Normani: No you didn't.
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Jade: Leigh, tell Perrie she's an idiot, but I still love her.
Leigh: Tell her yourself.
Jade: We're arguing.
Leigh: You're sitting on her lap????
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Ally: Lauren was born for politics.
Lauren: What do you mean?
Ally: Well you have great hair, and you love lying.
Lauren: What?? I don't love lying!
Ally: Well I just assumed considering you lied about your sexuality for like twenty years.
Dinah: Shots fired.
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Normani to Camila: One day you're gonna get bitchslapped and I'm not gonna do anything to stop it.
Camila: *Gets bitchslapped*
Normani: *Gets arrested for attempted murder*
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Jesy: You're pretty dumb.
Perrie: Thank you.
Jesy: I just insulted you. Why are you thanking me?
Perrie: All I heard was "you're pretty." I'm trying to focus on the positives of life.
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Ally: *Whispers to Jesy* I know how to get our girls off of the floor.
Jesy: ???
Ally: Hey girls!
The girls: Wha-
Ally: The floor is respect and responsibility!
The girls: *Fling themselves onto the kitchen table*
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Camila: You're stupid!
Lauren: That's it? That's all you got?
Camila: Give it time. It'll slowly it at you.
[Later that night]
Lauren: *Laying in bed next to Ally* Am I stupid?
Ally: Yeah, a little.
Lauren: Dammit Camila.
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[Playing uno]
Jade: UNO!!
Perrie: YEAH WELL I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH SO IT DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT.
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Camila: *Wakes up Normani from her sleep* Hey do you wanna get something to eat?
Normani: If that something isn't you then I'm going back to sleep.
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
