Lauren: Lets make a bet. If I win, I get a kiss.
Ally: Has it ever occurred to you that I may not want your kiss?
Lauren: *Smirking* Well if you don't want it, you can always give it back.
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*During an argument in the car*
Leigh: Be quiet, I hate arguing with you.
Jesy: Why?!
Leigh: *Hits the steering wheel with her hands* BECAUSE YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!
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[If Dinah were a 911 operator]
Random caller: My grandma passed away in the living room just now!
Dinah: Well I guess it's not the living room anymore now, is it?
[Line goes dead]
Dinah: Hello?
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*At a random gathering*
Some person: My grandpa overdosed on viagra...
Jesy: I'm sure that was very HARD for you.
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Interviewer: Lauren, you have such great taste in clothes!
Dinah: Well she didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Lauren: ...
Normani: Shots, fired.
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Jesy: Perrie?
Perrie: ...
Jade: She's giving you the silent treatment.
Jesy: Fucking finally.
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Ally: You have NO idea what I'm capable of.
Normani: Don't take this personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.
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Jade: Thanks for agreeing to see me.
Leigh: I didn't, you followed me here and said "This is OUR time now"
Jade: I don't have time for a fucking history lesson, Leigh.
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[Camila as a parent]
Camila: *Picks up crying baby* It's okay buddy, when you grow up, you'll learn how to do this on the inside.
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Perrie: Remember when you dared me to make out with Leigh?
Jesy: No, you said "Do you dare me to make out with Leigh?" and I said "No." and you said, "Don't tell me what to fucking do" then made out with Leigh.
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Normani to the girls: You're all ridiculous, I don't act like Camila's wife!
Camila: *Walks in*
Normani: Hi honey! How was your day? I made your favorite pasta, and I ran a bath for us.
Normani: ...
The girls: ...
Normani: Okay, now I see it.
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Jesy: We need to talk about—
Leigh, Perrie, Jade: The ship was already on fire before we got there
Jesy: Wait what?!
Leigh, Perrie, Jade: We mean, what?
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
