Normani: Go away, Camila.
Camila: You can't put a restraining order on my heart, Mani!
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Perrie: You know, under it all, you're quite nice.
Jesy: Repeat that disgusting slander again and you'll be hearing from my lawyers!
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*Camila and Dinah are fighting*
Normani: Aren't you gonna stop them?
Lauren: I encourage violence.
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Jesy: Where's Jade?
Leigh: We just stepped out of the shower. She's changing.
Jesy: Alright, listen, about our show ton- wait, did you just say "we"?
Leigh: What?
Jesy: You said "we just stepped out of the shower"
Leigh: Leigh has left the conversation.
Jesy: This is verbal conversation...
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Dinah: I would walk through FIRE for this band.
Dinah: Well, not fire because it's dangerous. But maybe a super a humid room!
Dinah: Well not humid because of my hair.
Ally: Gee. Thanks Dinah.
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Camila: *About Austin* And then he dumped me!
Normani: I'm so sorry, sweetheart. That's awful. Just awful.
Camila: You're smiling.
Normani: *Smirking intensifies* Am I?
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Perrie: I'm in a relationship.
Jesy: Lets talk about how we can get you out of that.
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Jesy: Smile if you wanna have sex with me.
Leigh: *Smiles*
Jesy: *Pushes Leigh against a wall*
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Lauren: What happened?
Dinah: Well it all started when Camila had an idea-
Lauren: *Grimacing* Never mind.
Dinah: And then, next thing I know Mani's looking for a fire extinguisher, and Ally's screaming that we're all grounded.
Camila: Over all it was awESOME.
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Jade: I'm not a cry baby.
Jesy: Toy story 3.
Jade: thEY WERE HOLDING HANDS IN A FURNACE!
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Camila: *Sitting seductively on Mani's desk with a banana costume on*
Camila: Are you appealed to me?
Normani: *Sighs* Sadly.
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Leigh: You should do what you love.
Perrie: *Looks at her and winks*
Leigh: You know that's not what I meant!
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*After Dinah's done being annoying*
Dinah: So, you still wanna kiss me?
Lauren: That's not fair, I ALWAYS wanna kiss you.
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Perrie: Can you move, you're blocking the view.
Jesy: I'm standing in front of Jade.
Perrie: Exactly.
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*About Dinah*
Camila: She was charming.
Ally: Charming one minute, homicidal the next.
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Sam: Can I have your number?
Jade: *Visibly texting* I don't have a phone.
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Ally: I'm having a problem with some people.
Dinah: Kill them.
Ally: No.
Dinah: Then I'll kill them for you.
Ally: N O.
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Perrie: What do you want for dinner?
Jade: You.
Perrie: *Eyes widened*
Jade: Sorry, I meant you choose. I hit send before I texted it.
Perrie: This is a verbal conversation, Jade.
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Camila: Siri, call dad.
Siri: Calling "daddy".
Camila: Wait no-
Dinah: Hello?
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Incorrect 5h&LM quotes
FanfictionInspired by tumblr :') ALL OF THESE ARE CUTE AND HUMOROUS. Most of these come from tumblr, and some of them from me. Every chapter will contain a couple of incorrect quotes :)
