Typical dumb Wattpad stereotypes

Four-- Typical Girl Meets Boy Scenario 2

I step out of the bathroom, rushing around my room to quickly throw on some clothing since my parents were inviting our new neighbors over to our house for dinner. Of course, I was going to procrastinate and prepare about two minutes before they actually arrive.

"Emily hurry up!" I hear my mother shout from in the kitchen.

"I'm changing now!" I yell back.

I stand in the middle of my room, hands placed on my hips as I stare at my closet, head tilted as I decided on what to wear.

Before I could even comprehend what was happening, my bedroom door swung open and in walks a boy, one who I have never seen before.

He stares at me, with a smirk plastered on his face as I take in his appearance. He was about 6'3 with spiralling, shiny ocean blue orbs. From where I stood, I could see that he was sculpted by a God. I could see the muscular cologne he wore radiating off of him.

In that moment, even though I stood butt naked, I couldn't help but drown away in his masculine beauty.

**********Everything wrong with Girl Meets Boy Scenario 2************

1. "Of course, I was going to procrastinate and prepare about two minutes before they actually arrive."

I don't know if you're superwoman or some sort of human flash but seriously no one human could possibly dress in two minutes and even look remotely good afterwards. I don't know about you but I take at least three minutes to get on my underwear alone and that's when I'm in a hurry.

2. "He stares at me, with a smirk plastered on his face"

Why does he always have to smirk! Like serioulsy!! What is it with badboys and smirking?

3. "He stares at me, with a smirk plastered on his face as I take in his appearance. He was about 6'3 with spiralling, shiny ocean blue orbs. From where I stood, I could see that he was sculpted by a God."

DID YOU COMPLETELY BY-PASS THE FACT THAT YOU ARE NAKED! WTF Emily! Let's all casually stare into eachother's orbs and not take the time to change.

4. "I could see the muscular cologne he wore radiating off of him."

You could "see" the cologne, last I knew, cologne was a gas when sprayed, practically invisible! What even?

5. "blue orbs"

Note kids, orbs not eyes but orbs.

6. "In that moment, even though I stood butt naked, I couldn't help but drown away in his masculine beauty."

SOMEONE CALL THE LIFE GUARD!!!

****************************************************

Thank you to @00Septiplier00 for the amazing cover!!! You are amazing Cass!!