random chansaw shitposts

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....yeah I was bored

*Heather and veronica in a fight*

Veronica: you know what!? Fuck you!

Heather:heh, when and where?

Veronica: no seriously fuck you!

Heather: exactly when and where!?

Veronica:...... Fine,My room 10:00 pm

*Mac and Veronica walking around*

Mac: it must be nice having a girlfriend.

Veronica: Heather is not my girlfriend

Mac:*smirks* I never said a name

Veronica:.....

Heather: Ronnie your an idiot!

Veronica: Well your the one who married me! Who's  the bigger idiot!

Heather:*deep inhale* me...

Heather: you like me?

Veronica:well I thought flirting with you for the past year might have given that away...

Heather: you flirt with me?

Veronica: well, its obviously not very good if you don't notice!

Mac:name one thing you can't live without

Heather: Veronica

Veronica:meme's

Veronica:......*dabs*

Duke: hey are you and Heather dating

Veronica:*laying her head on Heathers lap*... What gives you that impression?

Veronica: why are you so awkward and mean to me?!

Heather: because no one ever taught me how to act around perfection!!

Veronica:what?

Heather:what?

Veronica:* studying*

Heather:*smiling and looking at her*

Veronica:why are you looking at me?

Heather:I just can't believe you're here

Veronica:why?

Heather: I thought masterpieces we're supposed to go in museums

Veronica: *blushes and looks away* piss off!

Veronica:hey are you dating anyone?

Heather: are you kidding me my love life's a mess

Veronica: I'm a mess, can I be your love life? *smirks*

Heather: ....... Fuck that was smooth

( bonus thing)

Heather: *smirking* hey do you think Veronica likes BDSM?

Mac: * confused* what does  BDSM mean?

Duke:* quickly covers up Mac's ears* bible discussion and study meeting!!

(i am so sorry)

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