why am I'm I not dead yet???? Someone really should have came to assassinate me by now.
Oof sorry for not updating for like a year, have my shitty jokes and get an explanation at the end
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duke arguing with someone: who do you think you're talking to I'm gay! I'm Asian! and I'm popular! I'm unstoppable!
Veronica: I started school with straight As *looks at Chandler* now I'm not even straight
Chandler: *points at Duke* fuck you * points at JD* fuck you *points at Veronica* fuck me *points at Kurt and ram* and fuck you I'm out
Mac: got diagnosed with cool guy syndrom *finger guns* so now I take Adderall
Veronica:*hugging mac* tell the world we're bro's
Mac:* whispers* we're bro's
Veronica: Why'd you whisper bro?
Mac: cuz you're my world bro
Veronica: bro
Duke: why are your tongues purple?
Veronica: we had slushies
Chandler: I had red
Veronica: and I had blue
Veronica: *laying face down on a table*
Mac: uhh are you ok?
Veronica: what is ok?
Mac: maybe you need some rest
Veronica: my resting heartbeat regesters as a, panic attack.
---------------------------------------------------------Ok hi person who is reading this I just wanted to clear up some stuff, first things first I'm sorry for not updating, it seems like I'm always having home problems (plus my fucking mental health has caused me to go to the hospital a lot recently but I'm not going to get into that). 2nd I've been busy getting ready for school since I start on Thursday, I will try and update more! Again I am so sorry!!
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