Me:I'm going to be productive and update all my fanfics
Also me: *writes more unfunny chansaw and mcduke shit posts cuz writers block is a bitch*
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Chandler:Oh, are you sleeping?
Veronica:Nah. Just summoning Satan under the covers with the lights off.
Mac:truth or dare?
Duke: *exasperated* truth
Mac:do you want to kiss me?
Duke: dare.
Mac *leans in* I dare you to kiss me.
Duke:never have I ever-
Mac: ThAT’s NOt ThE gAMe
Chandler:*angry* fuck me
Veronica:*mumbles* if you really want me to
Chandler:what?
Veronica:I SAID AS IF ANYONE WOULD EVEN WANT TO
Mac: I guess you could say I’ve … fallen for you *winks*
Duke: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs how are you even alive-
[ chandler and Veronica are getting married]
Chandler *standing nervously at the end of the aisle*
Veronica: *aggressively kicking down the door in full wedding attire*
Veronica:SOmEbODy OnCE tOLd mE-
*duke affectionately smiles at mac*
Veronica:YoU dID THe THinG!!!! WhAT doEs tHIs MeaN????!! ArE YOu GUyS gETTIng MArRied?!?! OH mY GooDNeSs YeS! ThanK YoU UniverSE YOu haD oNE jOb aND yOU DiD It rIgHT!!!!!
Veronica: im in a love/hate relationship with life
Chandler : why?
Veronica : i hate life, but i get to see your face everyday, so i guess its not all too bad.
Mac from the other side of the room : AWWWWW
Mac: *playing Pokémon Go*
Duke: Are you really still playing that?
Mac: Yes, I- OH MY GOD DON‘T MOVE
Duke: what, why?
Mac: There’s a Pokémon right where you are and I’m going to catch it
Duke *sighs*
Mac: *suddenly sprints to duke and hugs her* gotcha
Veronica:Hey, did you know I can fit the whole world in my hands?
Veronica:*cups chandlers face in her hands*
Chandler: *starts to cry*
Mac: I wrote duke a letter telling them how I feel.
Chandler:That’s progress!
Mac:I tore it up and flushed it.
Chandler:Ugh.
Mac:It’s still progress
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I'm sorry that I have made this
