Heres the part 3 no one asked for but I'm super sick and don't have brain capacity to think of a creative story (not that any of my stories are creative even when I'm healthy)
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Mac:*super nervous in the car* H-hey Heather... I need to tell you something
Duke:what is it?
Mac:... I like you.. A lot
Duke:*stares at her and sharply inhales* Heather we have been married for 2 years
Chandler:god how many times do I have to say it, i'm not gay!
Veronica:* exists*
Chandler:....well shit when you put it that way
Kurt:its a little muggy outside
Ram:kurt I swear to god if there are mugs outside i'm going to KILL you!
Kurt:...*sips tea from a bowl*
Duke:*looking through her wardrobe* that's weird all my shirts keep disappearing
Mac:*is wearing dukes shirt and is slowly zipping up her jacket* ummm yeah weird
Veronica and Chandler:*cuddling on the couch*
Duke:oh my god, JUST FUCK ALREADY!
Kurt: quick question, where can I keep a goat that I impulsively bought
Ram:wtf,your joking right?
Kurt:*brings in a goat* his name is billy
Veronica: I am evil, I am darkness i am-
Chandler: a soft kitten that enjoys kisses and warm blankets
Mac:this calls for drastic measures
Duke: i'm not doing get help. Its humiliating
Mac: i think it's actually kind of fun
Duke:for you yeah!
*later*
Mac:* carrying a "past out" duke* someone get help, my girlfriend past out!
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