chansaw story dump

"i'm not tired" and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself

you know where this is going

mac: *sees veronica and Chandler holding hands* ahhh so who confessed first?

chandler: *smiles proudly* well I did Mac, I made sure it was short and sweet

veronica: you yelled "listen here you little shit I have feelings for you and it's about time you acknowledge them"...from the roof     

chandler: it worked though

mac: What no, we are not dating!

duke: Why would I ever date that idiot?!

veronica: Uhh, okay then... See you later.

*right after veronica has left*

mac: What do they mean? *rests their head on duke's lap* Why would someone think we're dating, honey?

duke: Exaxtly. We don't even seem *kisses mac's lips* like we would be, sweetheart.

mac: I'm tired, let's go to bed. I need cuddles.

duke: Of course, honeybunny

veronica: chan! You're bleeding!

chandler: Don't worry ronnie, it's not my blood

duke: hey babe ready to g-....why are you wearing all black?

mac: we're going to watch infinity war right?

duke: yeah....

mac: We're going to watch it. Watch the death of my babies. How can you not be prepared to mourn and suffer?

duke: umm i'll go change then....

chandler: Te quiero~

veronica: What?

chandler: Ich liebe dich~

veronica: Huh?

chandler, in a frustrated tone: Je t'aime!

veronica: Are you threatening me?!

chandler:.....

chandler: I love you!

veronica:....

veonica: ... Oh

mac: *after embarrassing themselves multiple times in front of duke with caprisuns* i drink to forget but i always remember...

veronica: um... those are caprisuns, and can you please get out of my house?

mac: SHUT UP!

veronia: hey i got a secret to tell you..

chandler: what is it?

veronica: ..nevermind

chandler:

~ time skip~

veronica: okay ill tell you now

chandler: ..okay??

veronica: ....i changed my mind

chandler: are you seri-

 ~time skip~

chandler: YOU BETTER TELL ME WHAT IT IS-

veronica: okay okay *leans in to whisper into their ear only to land a kiss on their cheek*

chandler:

chandler: im not sure to either take off my pants or punch you but either way is just fine.