黒焦げのバスケ/Kuroko no Basuke One-Shots

Akashi Seijuro - Rock Paper Scissors

"Okay, Rock, Paper, Scissors.."

"......."

"I LOST AGAIN?! WHY AM I ALWAYS PAPER?! DAMMIT, AKASHI!"

"I'm always right.."

"GAHH! WHATEVER! LET'S TRY AGAIN!"

"Rock, Paper, Scissors.."

"This is getting boring."

"SHIT! I QUIT ALREADY! I ALWAYS LOOSE! WHAT ARE YOU?!"

"I am absolute."

"Absu- Alsu- What?"

"Absolute."

"Yeah, yeah."

It's been a week since I haven't beat him at this stupid game. Seriously, what is he? His scissors always win? I always forget to change it into rock! What is wrong with me? Paper beats rock, and scissors beats paper, and rock beats scissors. This is confusing. Really confusing. I'll beat you, Akashit.

"ALRIGHT. I WILL BEAT YOU, AKASHIT! TODAY AND FOREVER!"

"Hmp."

"ROCK, PAPER, SCISSOR-"

"......"

"......"

".... WHY DID YOU KISSED ME?!"

"Because I am absolute."

"WHAT?!"