Angry Pisces

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Pisceans usually have a world of fantasy and seem vaguely directionless, and often misunderstood as escapists. Pisces are often found to talk with themselves - in the face of sadness or competition, when they retreat into their own world, self-pitying and giving pep talks to themselves.

On the other hand, Pisces can be very materialistic. If you have unwittingly hurt a Pisces, an apology with expensive gifts or money can sometimes work to break the ice. However, even if they accept an apology, you are always going to have the feeling that they are still holding a grudge. 


How to anger a Pisces?

Angering Pisces doesn't take much due to their ultra-sensitive nature. They tend to misinterpret any kind of criticism as a personal attack. A tiny hint of an insult is all that takes to tick off this sign. A simple "something is different about you" with an expressionless face should make them sulk for the day.

Pisces are also paranoid, and imagine that everyone is out to get them. Sharing a secret, or information, with all acquaintance - but keeping them out of the loop, is bound to drive them nuts.


How to irritate a Pisces?

> Try to nag about their habits - like how much beer they drink or how fast (or slow) they eat, etc.

> Try taking the last piece of something (say a pizza) and consume it, without bothering to ask them if they wanted to.

> Try being unconscious or ignorant about what they are saying - like, when they have been speaking and asks for your opinion. You unerringly confess, "Excuse me, what did you say? ... I was thinking of something else".

> Try to ridicule things that they deem with noble emotions - like "He can't sing. Is he a singer or a fish?".

> Try giving them silence for an answer. Maybe even turn up the television or music when they try to speak.

> In general, any attempt to challenge their basic Piscean traits, will anger or irritate them. For example: making them feel that their emotions and feelings are unimportant, making them feel alone, being fake, telling them to "grow up", manipulating them, etc.


Best way to get an irritated Pisces back in a good mood

For Pisces, there is nothing logical in their bad mood. It is difficult to communicate with them when they are "down" - and whatever you say, or do, will be met in the most outrageous manner. Show your support that you are together - no attempt to comfort with logical arguments, please - and listen patiently if they want to tell you their sob story. Eventually, the Pisces will get bored of crying and frowning. This is when you can propose going to a warm club or restaurant - with nice music and drinks.



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