Life Sucks, Then you Die. (Rick and Morty x reader [platonic])

Episode 3 Finale, Anatomy Park

(Y/N)'s POV

We all run towards another set of metal security doors and hurry down a platform to another growth ray. "I should be able to access the backup generator to get the growth ray back online. If it works, we'll be regular-sized in a few minutes. I just hope Ruben's not in a room with white carpets or upholstery." Roger says. Thats ok because you've had to scrub blood and other fluids off the floor before, it's Morty's turn to clean this time so I can play video games in the basement when I'm out.

Something causes a low rumbling to resonate throughout the room. The floor shakes a little. "What the hell is that?" Poncho asked. Semi aggressively, I just realized this but poncho kind of reminds me of my old camp counsellor, the one who murdered everyone. Hopefully it's just the attitude.

"The sphincter dam. We built it when Ruben became incontinent, but it was not designed to hold a corpse-load." Dr.Bloom answered, hopefully that was suppose to be a pun but I'm not so sure. Clearly not as the dam looks really close to giving out and Roger is still working on getting the growth ray working. "Almost got it. Everybody, move inside the circle!" Roger tells us.

Morty is looking at Ponchos backpack, I go to look as well and see a weird black creature in there. It's kinda cute. "Poncho? What is this in your backpack?" Morty asked Poncho. Poncho turns around to face us, giving Dr. Bloom a view of the creature. "That's bubonic plague! What are you doing with that, Poncho?" Jesus Poncho! I thought you were all right!

Poncho grabs Annie and puts a knife to her throat. Annie struggles against the choke hold to no prevail, because Poncho is really fucking buff. "Everybody get back!" Thanks Poncho I was thinking provoking you would be a great idea, but because of your convincing I've turned against it. This is making me really anxious.

"Poncho, you son of a bitch! You released the tuberculosis so you could steal from me?" YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU HAD THIS WITH YOU THE WHOLE TIME. Holy shit I didn't quite realize the stakes of this adventure.

Poncho laughs. "That's right, baby. A lot of people would pay top dollar to decimate the population. I'll take the highest bidder. Al Quaeda. North Korea. Republicans! Shriners! Balding men that work out! People on the Internet that are only turned on by cartoons of Japanese teenagers! Anything is better than working for you!" Poncho scared me into speaking doing that thing where I stammer when I'm anxious.

"C'mon Poncho, I can think of something worse... StEvE cArLsBuRg." (Major brownie points for that one). Poncho points the knife at me. I can feel my face contorting into one of fear. "You stupid fucking, negligent, retarded bastard teenager—" Poncho starts insulting me but apparently Morty had had enough. "AHHHHH!!!" He screamed, grabbing onto Poncho's helmet, giving enough time for Annie to get away, and effectively shutting him up

Morty punched him over and over again until Poncho can get him off. He throws him into the ground and I help him stand. Poncho laughs evilly, but stops short. I see something crawling up his shoulder, like a large grotesquely mutated Spider. The thought makes me shudder. Bubonic plague bites his shoulder.

Wait does this mean he has the plague? I back away slightly. TheBubonic Plague is still holding onto his shoulder by it's teeth, Poncho writes and yells. "Ah! Eh! Get! Get off!" He yells. Poncho backs up, and backs up, until he falls off the railing, with the Plague attached to him. "Ahhh!" He screams as he falls to his hopefully quick death.

The five of us left look over the railing, I shut my eyes, it's kind of sad even though he was going to kill us all. I hear a groaning coming from the Sphincter Dam. "You guys!" Annie alerts all of us. "It's gunna burst!" Roger motions for us to move. "Go! Go, go, go!" He yells. Roger pulls a lever as I start to run with Morty. "My foot is stuck!" I turn around to help  him but Morty holds me back. "No!" Annie yells, I didn't think about this but Annie must have known these people for a long time.