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Watch your language robin!

Robin POV
       I was having a really bad week. First off joker escaped, I got stabbed by deathstoke and me and Wally got in a fight. I walked downstairs of Wayne manor and sat down and the kitchen counter. " good evening master dick" Alfred told me and he placed a coffee next to my head resting on the counter. " mmhhh... fuck the world" I say banging my head on the counter
" DICK, WATCH YOU LANGUAGE!" Bruce says walking in
" oh what am I gonna fucking do? put fucking money in a jar?" I say as Bruce glares at me.
     His glare doesn't scare me anymore he's done it so many times before. I take a sip of my coffee that Alfred made me.
" no but I will make a withdrawal on the sweets master dick" Alfred threatens
         I stare at him for a second before I finish my coffee and head off to school. If you don't know what school is its
Seven, Crapy,Hours,Of,Our,Lives... Everyone who spoke to me at school except to the teachers and Barbara I said " fuck you" and hit my head on something whether or not it's my locker. Right before class started some asshole named James knocked all my books off of my desk " oh fuck you asshole!" I exclaimed
      Everyone in the class laughed and I even saw the teacher crack up a bit. Once again I slammed my head into my desk.
Artemis's POV
         I was sitting in my desk when I saw that guy James knocked dick Grayson's books off his desk " oh fuck you asshole" Grayson said to him, everyone in the class laughed and class began. We had a history test right now and that would be the end of the day, the would take up the entire block yet of course dick Grayson finished early and ran out of school after handing it in.  After I finished my test I left school and ran straight towards the zeta tubes. When I entered through the light I heard someone yelling at someone else. I walked into the kitchen and saw Robin and Wally on the couch arguing about Robin swearing so much. "  oh I don't know... why the fuck would I be swearing, I was stabbed, no sleep and I'm dead inside, oh and the world is FUCKED UP" Robin yelled
" holy fucking shit Robin watch your language!" Black canary says walking up beside me.
" hypocrite!" He yells once again
Kid flashes POV
          I was worrying about Robin because he was swearing a lot. And he only swears when he's pissed... a lot.
" you know what fuck you all" he yells before leaving presumably to his room.
" what does " fuck " mean?" M'gann asks I laugh and chase after him surprisingly at a human pace. It was weird... It's like... I was actually calm for once... I don't like it. I finally see rob entering his room. I walk to the door and enter the code. I smile to see my boyfriend underneath his blankets. " mm what do you want Wally?" He asks me groggily. I laugh at his statement. I pull out a lighter and light the candle on the cupcake that I was gonna give to him. " happy birthday" I smile at him as he pulls of the covers and his hair is all messed up. " what? It's not my birthday"
'' yes it is... It's march 21st how could you forget?" I laugh he shrugs
He blows out the candle and kisses me. I quickly kiss back. " what you wish for?" I ask curiously
" the answer to how your such an amazing boyfriend" he smiles and I kiss his forehead.
" I'm sorry... That is a question not even the universe can tell you" I answer him and he smiles at me. I missed that smile I haven't seen it in a while. It's not like the one he always shows everyone else. It's... Kinder and more caring, it's almost like we were meant for each other when he shows me that smile. " oh shit" he says
" what what's wrong?" I ask
" Artemis saw us and she'll probably hate us now"
I forgot about her opinion on people who like the same gender. She says it's disgusting or sick and unnatural it is. When she said that dick got a little upset and faked a call from Gotham. I quickly catch up to her " you-"
" yeah I'm gay so what" I interrupt her
" n-no your not your just confused, or your just that much of an idiot to not see that it's wrong so go fuck your disgusting whore of a boyfriend" then it clicked... She liked me.
" hey you were all cool with before you found out and now you know you think I'm disgusting and calling Robin a whore!?" I was pissed at her "and I would never use him like that. I love him... " Crap did I actually say that last bit out Loud by accident. She glared at me but I was used to it. I got the same glare by batman as a threat for If I ever hurt dick when we went on our first date. She ran off the the kitchen I think and I just ran back to dicks room. " hey" he says
" hey... And I think I just told Artemis I love you " I reply
" w-hat are you ta-alking about" he stutters
I sit back on the bed and kiss him lightly. He blushes more after that. " what-"
" chill rob I meant you not her" just realizing how he would of taken that question
"U-mm" I laugh
I've never seen him so flustered before. I kiss him again. " I love you" I say resting my forehead against his " I- love you too" he replies. I smile and lay back down facing each other. we sit up quickly when we hear M'gann laughing lightly. She flies over quickly and hugs robins side smile wide. Rob laughed a little " what's going on" he asks
" you should have told us, ugh I just love it" she says as she lets go of him
" what no hug for me not even a kiss?" I ask sarcastically
" no I'm pretty sure that's robins job" she tells me not getting sarcasm. She flies of and robin soon falls asleep in my arms. Artemis soon walks in about to yell but I send her a glare batman would be proud of in turn of her yelling waking Robin of she storms of and I join Robin in sleep