Connor: Jared wtf?
Jared: What?
Connor: why'd you kick me?
Jared: I thought you liked it~
Evan: Jared you can't just do that.
Jared: don't act so innocent, Evan. We all know you like that shit
Connor: *pulls Evan into Protective Boyf™ hug and fake scoffs* how dare you.
Jared: *kicks Connor again*
Evan: guys can you not?
Evan: ...
Evan: Connor can you let me go?
Evan: Connor unless you're planning on fucking me i suggest you let me go this is turning me on.
Evan: shit now there's tongue.
Evan: guys I'm so horny rn.
Jared: *breaks away from make out session with Connor* Ev on a scale of 1 to fuck me daddy how horny are you?
Evan: threesome now.
Connor: We gotchu, Ev.
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FanfictionSincerely Three shitpost-oneshot things idk bro. Zolana and Boyf Riends are also Heere as well.
