Evan: *is wearing a flower crown, sitting in a huge oak tree like a goddamn Disney princess*
Jared: you look angelic
Evan, blushing: so do you, Jar
Jared: LOL nah man i'm a grade A Asshole™ with a capital A that's not possible
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SINcerely Three Shitposts
FanfictionSincerely Three shitpost-oneshot things idk bro. Zolana and Boyf Riends are also Heere as well.