Evan: Jared did you forget the sunscreen.
Jared: umm...
Jared: no...
Connor: god fucking damnit you did.
Connor: you know Evan burns easily.
Jared: well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
Evan: guys.
Evan: I'm pretty sure I have a sunburn.
Jared: ...
Jared: well shit now we can't fuck Evan.
Connor: I have an idea~
Connor and Jared: *standing on the balcony of their hotel room*
Connor: I'm gonna make out with my boyfriend!
Jared: and I'm gonna blow him!
Evan: *face somehow turning redder* ohh no please stop.
Connor and Jared: never.
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