Alana: *on the phone* hey guys how's your vacation so far?
Connor: *from the mini fridge* it's great!
Evan: it's... okay...
Jared: Evan shut the fuck up I gave you a blowjob while you made out with Connor.
Connor: *still at the fridge* I can vouch.
Alana: why the fuck did I need to know that?
Jared: well you asked. Also, Evan, you should be thanking me, it might not have happened if I forgot the sunscreen.
Zoe: *from a completely other room than Alana* YOU LET EVAN GET BURNED HOW DARE YOU!
Connor: well it all turned out pretty damn well if I do say so myself.
Evan: *face resembling that of a tomato* It would've happened anyway...
Connor: well you're not wrong~
Evan: ...
Jared: ...
Connor: ...
Jared: we'll call you back.
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SINcerely Three Shitposts
FanfictionSincerely Three shitpost-oneshot things idk bro. Zolana and Boyf Riends are also Heere as well.
