Evan: guys.
Evan: hey guys.
Evan: it's 3am.
Jared: *waking up* and???
Evan: I'm really horny~
Jared: *now fully awake* then why are we not making out?
Evan: good point.
Connor: *half asleep* guyyyyysssssss pleassssseeeee not nowwww I'm tireeeeeddddddd and shiiiiitttttt.
Connor: well shit the pants are off *a little less than fully awake* whoop gotta blast.
Jared: *grabs Connor by arm* don't leave yet~
Evan: stay for awhile~
Connor: *face dusted pink and a growing smirk on* okay~
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SINcerely Three Shitposts
FanfictionSincerely Three shitpost-oneshot things idk bro. Zolana and Boyf Riends are also Heere as well.