Jared: Zoe I need some advice.
Zoe: I can tell it's gay what do you need?
Jared: well Connor's always at his friend Michael's house.
Jared: and I think they're fucking.
Zoe: *bursts into extreme laughter* oml Jared first of all Michael has a boyfriend.
Zoe: and second you have two boyfriends does it matter???
Jared: guess you should ask Alana cause I saw her at Chloe's house last weeeekkkkk~
Zoe: Jared I was there too.
Jared: and???
Zoe: and... calm your t i t s.
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FanfictionSincerely Three shitpost-oneshot things idk bro. Zolana and Boyf Riends are also Heere as well.