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Jared: guys ya wanna know what my top two favorite musicals are?

Connor: If you say Shrek I swear to-

Jared: SHREK AND SPONGEBOB BIIIITCH!!!

Evan: SpongeBob is actually really good tho.

Connor: Evan shut the fuck up.

Jared: *gasps* hOw dAre you UsE that UngOdly lAngUAge arOunD oUr chILd *brings Evan into protective boyf™ hug*

Connor: Oh, shut up, Jared.

Jared: ...

Evan: ...

Connor: ...

Conor: I guess it's okay to make out with your children now...?

Connor: What the fuck.

Connor: ...

Connor: Fuck this. I'm leaving.

Connor: ...

Connor: ...

Connor: ...

Connor: Bitch.

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