Jared: guys ya wanna know what my top two favorite musicals are?
Connor: If you say Shrek I swear to-
Jared: SHREK AND SPONGEBOB BIIIITCH!!!
Evan: SpongeBob is actually really good tho.
Connor: Evan shut the fuck up.
Jared: *gasps* hOw dAre you UsE that UngOdly lAngUAge arOunD oUr chILd *brings Evan into protective boyf™ hug*
Connor: Oh, shut up, Jared.
Jared: ...
Evan: ...
Connor: ...
Conor: I guess it's okay to make out with your children now...?
Connor: What the fuck.
Connor: ...
Connor: Fuck this. I'm leaving.
Connor: ...
Connor: ...
Connor: ...
Connor: Bitch.
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