Connor: *breathes*
Jared: OKAY BUT MICHELLE IS SO CLEARLY GAY FOR JEREMIA I MEAN LIKE IN TWO PLAYER GANE MICHELLE SAYS "would you be too cool for m-... video games...?" I MEAN GAY GAY GAY AND IN MICHELLE IN THE BATHROOM SHE SAYS "wish I offend myself instead wish I was never born" IF JEREMIA HEARD THAT SHE WOULD RIP THAT SQUIP OUT OF HER HEAD I MEAN CONE ONNN!!!
Evan: I agree
Connor: would you guys hate me if I shipped Christian and Jeremia.
Jared: Sorry, Con, but yes.
Evan: no. I ship Christian, Michelle, and Jeremia.
Jared: LEAVE
Connor and Evan: no shipshaming, Jar.
Jared: call me Jar onE mOrE tiMe
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