SINcerely Three Shitposts

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Evan: hey Connor?

Connor: yeah?

Evan: where's Jared?

Connor: at Zoe's, why?

Evan: ...

Evan: I want a threesome.

Connor: ...

Connor: I'll call him.

Connor: *dials Jared's number* hey Jer, Ev wants a threesome.

Jared: *kicks down door* I cAmE aS sOoN aS i HeArD.

Evan: but you came in the wrong place...

Jared: kinky.

Evan: well obviously.

Connor: oH mY gOd.

Jared: so threesome or what?