Evan: *from inside the closet* So, Jared I was thinking about some stuff...
Jared: yeah?
Evan: and I was wondering if you'd like this? *walks out of closet*
Jared: holy shit, Ev, I think I just nutted.
Connor: *just walking in* Jared you fucking furry.
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SINcerely Three Shitposts
FanfictionSincerely Three shitpost-oneshot things idk bro. Zolana and Boyf Riends are also Heere as well.