SINcerely Three Shitposts

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Connor: I want sex.

Evan: I agree.

Jared: I also want to engage in the smexy and sexually sexy sex.

Connor: what the fuck?

Evan: Just ignore him.

Jared: Hey, wait, I have an idea~

Connor and Evan: okay...

Jared: what if we invite Michael and Jeremy over and just have a fivesome.

Evan: JARED NO WHAT THE FUCK JEREMY'S MY STEP BROTHER

Jared: but he's got dat ass.

Connor: I'm afraid you're mistaken, if anyone has dat ass it's you~

Jared: don't make me blush~

Evan: Why do we still have our clothes on?

Jared: ...

Connor: ...

Jared: he brings up a good point.

Connor: That he does.