Evan: how would it feel to have a pair of scissors up your ass?
Connor: EVAN WHAT THE HELL
Jared: *wiping away a tear* I'm so proud
Evan: but seriously how would it feel?
Connor: painful. Don't try it.
Jared: I have something that fits in your ass
Evan: I'm intrigued
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SINcerely Three Shitposts
FanfictionSincerely Three shitpost-oneshot things idk bro. Zolana and Boyf Riends are also Heere as well.
