Connor: LETS GET HIGHHHHHH!!!
Michael: HELL YEAH!
Connor, now hella high: ya knowww, between you and me, I like Evan moreee.
Michael, also hella high: nah I like Jaredddd more cause you cannn ddo shit with himm.
Connor: wellll yeahh cause Evan's usually bottom Jared can fuckin pound my asssss. Don't tell them I said that.
Michael: brooo it's fiiinnneee. Jeremy's more of a bottom too so you're kinda lucky.
Connor: how many kinksssss does he have?
Michael: all of them.
Connor: Lies.
Connor: Jared is the kinkiestttt.
Michael: Jeremyyyyy's a furry.
Connor: so is Jared AAND he eats bathbombs too.
Michael: fuck man you winnn.
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FanfictionSincerely Three shitpost-oneshot things idk bro. Zolana and Boyf Riends are also Heere as well.
