Connor: I GOT NEW JEANS
Jared: Connie they look exactly like your normal jeans
Connor: yes but they're new
Connor: also I'm thinking of dying my hair, what color?
Jared: PINK! I DARE YOU
Connor: I knew I made a mistake
Evan: he dared you
Connor: no
Evan: will anything make you change your mind?
Connor: ...
Connor: yes, actually~
Jared: ooo I like where this is going~
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FanfictionSincerely Three shitpost-oneshot things idk bro. Zolana and Boyf Riends are also Heere as well.