South Park Texts

Kyle and Hawaii

Cartman: So, Kyle. You choose who you're bringing to that Hawaii vacation?

Stan: Hawaii vacation?

Kenny: Kyle's going to Hawaii?!

Cartman: Goddamnit, I thought this was a private chat!

Kyle: Oh, I don't know. Stan?

Stan: Fuck yeah!

Cartman: Stupid fucking group chat bitch...

Kenny: Hold up, why are you going to Hawaii and why can't we ALL come?

Kyle: I won a contest, 'fist it to win it'.

Kenny: Sounds nice

Kyle: And I can take my family plus a friend for an all paid trip to Hawaii.

Cartman: Yeah, What he said!

Cartman: He won it because he's so smart!

Kyle: Are you...feeling okay?

Stan: What the fuck does okay mean?

Cartman: Yeah, I'm just complementing my BEST FRIEND!

Stan: Dude

Kyle: Yeeeaaah, sure.

Kenny: ...

Kenny: OHHHHHHHHHHHH

Kenny: Yeah, I can see why you won that contest!

Kyle: Goddamnit, not you too.

Stan: Seriously? He basically chose me

Cartman: ... We'll see about that.

[Cartman has left the chat]

Kyle: Fuck.

Stan: Don't worry he won't be able to do shit

Kyle: Remember that time? That he got you grounded over something stupid that he did?

Stan: ... Fuck

Kenny: So if Stan dies, I get to go right?

Kyle: Kenny!

Kenny: What? I'm too poor to go to Hawaii :(

Kenny: For the second time :(

Stan: True, he is basically a hobo

Kenny: I didn't need you to say it asshole!

[Kyle has left the chat]