Kenny: From now on everybody please refer to me as Kedgy
Craig: Ok
Kenny: It is my new name
Kenny: I legally got it changed
Kenny: I think
Craig: Doesn't that cost money
Kenny: Yes
Kenny: Thank you, Token for your kind donation
Token: Wait what
Kenny. I said thanks
Craig: You stole money from Token?
Token: I didn't give you money
Kenny: Yes you did
Token: No I didn't
Kenny: Yes, you did.
Token: No, I didn't.
Kenny: Well fuck
Token: Are you in debt now?
Kenny: Either I stole it or that guy on the street stole it for me
Token: D ude
Kenny: W hat
Token: You owe me money
Kenny: Yes I do
Kenny: When I have my funeral everything I own will go to you
Token: You don't own anything except playboy magazines
Kenny: Wrong
Kenny: I own rats
Kenny: And Parkas
Kenny: And toys
Kenny: And an old phone
Kenny: Probably a hand me down
Kenny: But it works
Kenny: And my siblings
Token: You'll give me your siblings-?
Kenny: Yes
Kenny: You're rich
Kenny: They'll have a good home
Token: How much did it cost for you to change your name
Kenny: Uhhh
Kenny: Hold on
Kyle: wow
Kenny: $150-$500
Token: Wh
Kenny: I think $150
Token: D ude
Kenny: Wh at
Kenny: I also make money as a drug dealer
Token: I don't what your drug dealer money
Kenny: Why not
Token: There's many reasons why not Kenny
Kyle: Kedgy
Kenny: Yeah
Kenny: It's Kedgy now
Kenny: Get it right
Token: I'm not calling you that
Kenny: Why not
Kenny: It's my name
Token: That you had to steal my money to get
Kenny: But I can pay you back
Kenny: Plus it cost like, your weekly allowance
Kenny: Maybe even daily
Kenny: Or hourly
Token: My parents don't just throw money at me-
Kenny: 'Cause you're not a stripper
Kyle: .
Token: Wh
Token: What the fuck Kenny
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South Park Texts
FanfictionThese are some text messages (sometimes actions) between the people (mostly kids) of South Park.
