Kyle: https://www.deviantart.com/
Cartman: What the fuck is this?
Kyle: DeviantArt.........
Kenny: What the fuck is Deviant art?
Craig: Yeah, what the fuck IS DeviantArt?
Butters: Oh sweet, I found fan art of us! :D
Token: Oh wow, they look awesome!
Stan: They actually do
Kyle: Except one's where Cartman isn't a fat ass.
Kyle: Those aren't canon.
Cartman: Those are the only decent ones you stupid Jew!
Clyde: I went too far
Tweek: WHAT DOSE T THAT MEAN?
Kyle: Oh my god, I went too far as well.
Stan: O h
Cartman: Ha! I'm just staying on the ones with me!
Cartman: 0-0
Token: Yeah, I don't see what you guys see.
Craig: Why hasn't Kenny texted in a while?
Kenny: Because I'm captured by awesomeness~
Butters: I want to be captured by awesomeness!
Kyle: No you don't.
Kyle: Not the awesomeness he's talking about.
Clyde: If you scroll down far enough all that'll show up is Creek stuff
Token: Oh my gosh, you're right!
Craig: What the fuck is Creek? I'm neck deep in Style stuff right now.
Kyle: Style? What the fuck?
Tweek: ME T TO
Stan: It's Craig X Tweek
Cartman: It's you two faggots fucking or some shit
Stan: I tried to put it lightly!
Butters: What does the X mean??
Craig: ...
Tweek: . ...
Token: Haha, anyways! Let's just look at the other stuff.
[Tweek has left the chat]
Butters: Kenny, there's so many pictures of us together!
Kenny: Oh I know
Kyle: Kenny!
Stan: Do NOT scroll too far
Cartman: Why the fuck not?!
Clyde: W o a h
Token: I figured out why,
Token: But I wish I didn't.
Craig: Still don't know what you guys are talking about, still only looking at these peoples weird ass ships.
Kyle: I'm 99% sure that's what I'm looking at
Cartman: What the fuck does % mean?!
Kyle: That you're a dumbass.
Kenny: I'm a fan favorite guys
Kyle: How the fuck are you a fan favorite?
Kenny: You are too Kyle
Kyle: Oh okay.
Cartman: If their standards are so low as to have Kyle as a fan favorite then I'm one too!
Kenny: Nope, you're not
Cartman: What the fuck?!
Kenny: And Butters is a fan favorite
Butters: Jeez that's an honor
Cartman: Shut up Butters he's just fucking with you!
Token: Wow, congratulations guys. :D
[Tweek has entered the chat]
Tweek: Guys
Craig: I told you not to speak in lowercase caps, it's weird.
Clyde: What is it?
Tweek: I W WHENT TO FAR
Tweek: AND I F FOUND A THING O OF JIMMY AN TIMMY FUCKING
Stan: Oh
Cartman: Disabled sex?
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Why the fuck does this have 100+ views? I made this out of pure boredom. Whatever, thanks.
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South Park Texts
FanfictionThese are some text messages (sometimes actions) between the people (mostly kids) of South Park.
