Tweek: CRAIG!!!
Tweek: CRAAIG, PICK UP THE PHONE!
Tweek: G GAH!!!!!
Craig: Tweek, it's one in the morning
Tweek: OH FINALLY!! DID YOU SE WHAT WAS ON THE NEWS?!?!
Craig: No, because it's one in the morning
Craig: Why are you even up?
Tweek: COFFEE
Craig: Of course
Tweek: BUT O ON THE NEWS THEY SAD THEY FOUND FROZEN WATER ON MARS!!
Craig: It's basically just ice
Tweek: AND THAT MEANS THERES MARIANS THERE
Craig: No it doesn't
Tweek: AND THEYRE GONA GT ME!!
Craig: Calm down, you're so spazzed out that your spelling is worse than usual
Tweek: S SORY
Tweek: YOU PROBABLY H HATE ME NOW...
Craig: I don't hate you. Just calm down.
Craig: Not everything is out to get you
Tweek: B BUT YOU DONT KNOW THAT
Craig: I do
Tweek: THATS NOTVTRUE
Craig: Calm down, and it is true.
Tweek: THERES NO REASON THEY WOULDNT GET ME
Craig: And that means there's no reason they would, even if they were real.
Tweek: BUT THEY ARE R REAL, IT SAID SO ON THE NEWS!!
Craig: They said they found ice. Not Martians.
Tweek: THEYRE HIDING
Craig: We would have found them
Tweek: NO WE WOULDNT, BECAUSE W WE HAVNT
Craig: Look, Theres no evidence suggesting that. Just calm down, maybe turn off your caps.
Tweek: Like this?
Craig: ...
Craig: Ok no thats weird turn it back on
Tweek: O OK
Craig: Just listen to me, calm down there's nothing out to get you.
Tweek: I DONT KNWK
Tweek: ... I WNAT A HUG
Craig: Wake up one of your parents
Tweek: FROM YOU
Craig: Tweek, still one in the morning.
Tweek: I K KNOW
Craig: Wait a few hours
Tweek: B BUT CRAIG
Craig: Ugh, fine.
[Craig has left the chat]
Clyde: Huehue
Tweek: HOW LONG WERE YOU THER?!
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South Park Texts
FanfictionThese are some text messages (sometimes actions) between the people (mostly kids) of South Park.
