11:09
Stan: Kyyyyyylllllllleeeeaaaaaa
Kyle: Stan, are you drunk?
Stan: wa I don even know wat ure taking abut
Kyle: Goddamn it.
Kyle: Drink some water and go to bed.
Stan: Nooooooiiiioiiooo
Stan: marrie mEH
Kyle: No, get water.
Stan: Lov meeeeeeeeweeeeeeee!!!!!!!'nnn
Kyle: Why are you such a gay drunk?!
Stan: Becus I lov u
Kyle: No, your drunk self thinks you love me.
Stan: no
Stan: I lovw uo
Kyle: GET SOME FUCKING WATER STAN.
Stan: Fin
Stan: Menie
Stan:
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Stan: Watr
Kyle: That's not what I meant. I meant walk into your kitchen, grab a cup, and pour yourself some water.
Stan: I brok a cupe
Kyle: Get another one.
Stan: I brock 1 2 cupes
Kyle: What the fuck, how?!
Stan: Thie fel
Stan: Wil yuo marie meh noe tho
Kyle: No, stop asking me to marry you!
Stan: Ouy hutr mey fellings
Kyle: Fine, I'll marry you if you get a glass of water.
Stan: Oh
Stan: I goot watre
Kyle: There, finally.
Stan: Y aaaay!
Kyle: Yeah, yay, whatever. Now go to bed, take the water with you.
Stan: But iam surondd bi glas
Kyle: Do you have shoes on?
Stan: Ye
Kyle: That's what they're used for.
Stan: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbjughjbgjnhjuhj
Kyle: Just go to bed.
Stan: oki nite
Kyle: Goodnight.
8:36
Stan: ...
Stan: What the actual fuck?
Kyle: I don't know, you're the one who texted me.
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South Park Texts
FanfictionThese are some text messages (sometimes actions) between the people (mostly kids) of South Park.
