[You've been added to a group chat.]
Kyle: The New Kid just beat the Indian Chief! #COWBOYS4EVER
Stan: Yeah with my basic deck. #COWBOYSRN00BS.
Cartman: Stop making excuses, Many Moons!
Stan: New Kid is going down like a bitch next round.
Cartman: You hear that, New Kid? You gonna take that shit?
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Kenny: OMG you killed me! You bastard! Hahaha jk
Cartman: Cowboys RULE! You guys all saw the New Kid just P0WN that Indian?
Kyle: Yeah, Indians LOSE!
Stan: Indigenous people won't be easily defeated.
Cartman: Oh my god.
Cartman: We're coming for you Stan of Many Moons!
Cartman: Keep fighting, New Kid. You'll get to Stan soon!
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Jimmy: Wow, being an Indian is tough, New Kid sure p-p-p0wned my ass.
Kenny: The new kid pounded your ass?
Jimmy: No. He p-p-p-p-p...
Cartman: Speaking of ass pounding did you guys see the New Kid in his new outfit? What a dork.
Token: You DO realize the new kid is on this group chat right?
Cartman: ...
Cartman: ...
Cartman: Hey guys - Kyle stole my phone just now. He didn't text anything offensive from it as a joke, did he?
Kyle: Nice try, fat ass.
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Token: Wow, New Kid's really good with his phone. GG :)
Kyle: You guys, we REALLY have a shot at beating the Indians now!
Tweek: Yeah I'm pretty sure Stan has used all his best fighters.
(So weird not to write Tweek with all caps ahhhhhhh)
Cartman: You're so awesome, New Kid.
Kyle: Now go kill Stan once and for all!
Cartman: Wait, did black Indians exist?
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Craig: Is getting your mom allowed in the rules?
Cartman: Stop cheating, Stan. Only I get to change the rules.
Timmy: JKDFGHYG*#YHVBMAjfkdk
Cartman: What is Timmy doing on our group chat? He can't even type.
Timmy: TIMMY!
Cartman: Wow, I stand corrected.
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Kyle: I guess parents are playing now.
Cartman: This is ridiculous.
Timmy: TIMMY!!!!
Cartman: Thank god New Kid got rid of him.
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[Randy entered the group chat]
Randy: Hey dudes! That was really rad! Do kids still say rad?
Cartman: No, we don't. Get off our group chat.
Randy: This is a great way to communicate with my son!
[Stan has left the group chat]
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Cartman: Hey, New Kid. Did you meet that friendly shopkeeper?
Cartman: He's very trust worthy and has a fantastic mustache.
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Kyle: When did this game become cowboys vs. pirates?
Cartman: Yeah there gonna break the game!
Clyde: Avast! You typed "there" but you should have used the contraction "they're"!
Cartman: 8==D THERE are my balls. Suck them.
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[Stan entered the group chat]
Stan: Is my dad still here?
Randy: Hey Stan!
[Stan left the group chat]
Randy: Stan?
Randy: Stan?
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Cartman: Wow! New Kid just beat up a kid in a wheelchair. NOT COOL.
Kyle: Yeah, a little extreme don't you think dude?
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Butters: Hey New Kid, heard ur working with Don King Butters.
Butters: Stick with him he'll make you a champ!
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Jimmy: Hey, what did the pirate pay to get his ear pierced?
Jimmy: A b-b-b-b-buck an ear.
Jimmy: What a great audience.
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Nathan: That was rough :(
Mimsy: Almost as rough as that time you got raped by a shark, huh boss?
Nathan: SHUT UP MIMSY!!!
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South Park Texts
FanfictionThese are some text messages (sometimes actions) between the people (mostly kids) of South Park.
