South Park Texts

Texts Based Off My South Park Group Chat 2

Stan: Kedgy I have a question— why'd you change your name to kedgy

Kyle: edgy

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Craig: Guys

Craig: We should all go live in Canada

Craig: Ontario, Canada specifically

Kenny: Why

Craig: It's the best at surviving the zombie apocalypse

Craig: YouTube said so

Kenny: Because the zombies are so nice?

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Kyle: You can play with Forkknife

Clyde: Fortnite.

Kyle: Forkknife

Clyde: Fort

Clyde: Nite

Kyle: Fork

Kyle: Knife

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Clyde: FOR FUCKS SAKES I HAVE TWO TESTICLES

Kenny: Wh

Token: Wh-

Kenny: C l y d e

Clyde: >:(

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Kenny: It's not my fault that people don't know how to drive

Token: You walk into the street a lot

Kenny: Whaaaaat I've never

Token: Yes you have

Kenny: Name one time

Token: When you had that game system

Kenny: Okay

Kenny: Name a second time then

Token: Distracted driving week

Kenny: Oh yeah

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Kenny: Guys I'm being buried alive

Clyde: Wh

Token: What else is new

Kenny: How do I die

Token: Suffocation

Kenny: What if they bury me again after I die

Token: But you're already buried

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Clyde: N y a

Token: N y a ?

Clyde N y a

Token: N y a ~ ?

Craig: What the fuck has this chat come to

Token: N y a

Craig: How about

Craig: N no

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Token: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Craig: Oh fuck my shit

Craig: Why

Token: What do you mean

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Kenny: What kind of death did I die

Token: All of them