South Park Texts

KKST

Kenny: Where are you all?

Kyle: Waiting for you!

Stan: I'm coming!

Kenny: Why didn't Cartman reply?

Kyle: We replaced him with Tweek for today.

Kenny: Wait what

Tweek: IM STIL W WAITING

Kenny: Why Tweek? He's the weirdest out of everyone we know.

Tweek: HAY

Stan: Timmy

Kenny: ... True

Kenny: Anyways, where do you guys wanna go?

Tweek: ANYWHERE T THAT SELLS COFFEE

Kyle: Almost everywhere sells coffee.

Stan: Hamburgers?

Kenny: CHEESE burgers

Kenny: Let's go to McDonalds

Tweek: T THEY BASICALY HAND OUT DIABETES! ITS AWEFUL

Kyle: Not a cool comment on that Tweek...

Stan: Why the hell would you want to go to McDonalds?

Kenny: Because I can afford it

Stan: Alright then, I guess we'll go to McDonalds

Kyle: That place is so unhealthy though.

Stan: Do you wanna pay Kenny's haft if we go somewhere else?

Kyle: ...

Kyle: To McDonalds we go!

Tweek: B BUT WICH ONE??

Kenny: Tweek, calm down or something. Soon we won't be able to tell what you're saying.

Kyle: It won't come to that, now which one?

Stan: The one closest to my house!

Kenny: No, the one in the middle of town

Tweek: THER CROWDED

Kenny: Yeah, so they actually have to make their food good so no complains that the burgers taste like someone shit in them.

Kyle: True. Have any of you been to the one at the edge of town?

Stan: Yep. Never again.