Butters: I'll forget about my dad being queer and my mom tryin to kill me.
Butters: I'm gonna be okay
Stan: Really?
Butters: No, I'm lying
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Damien: Dad, stop dating a different guy every week. Seriously.
Satan: Why? Are you lonely?
Damien: No, I just
Satan: I could set you up with some guy!
Damien: What?! No-!
Satan: What's your type?
Satan: Your first friend was a blonde. Is it blondes?
Damien: D A D -
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Tweek: OKAY WERE ALMOOST DON
Kyle: Yep! Just let me check what the recipe calls for.
Butters: I added all the sugar (๑❛ᴗ❛๑✿)
Tweek: aAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Kyle: What the hell?!
Butters: Everything's better with sugar! :3
Kyle: But the recipe..
Butters: So who's gonna be the taste tester!
Tweek: IF I TRY TH THAT ILL DEFINITELY GET SICK AND DIE
Kyle: I will literally die if I eat that.
Butters: Oh
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Kenny: Uh
Kenny: Token, snap out of it
Token: Snap the population
Token: ?
Kenny: Yes
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Stan: Kyle, stop being so negative! You know, when life gives you lemons-
Kyle: Throw them at Cartman.
Cartman: hEY
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Cartman: Hey you fuckin' Buddhist!
Tweek: aCK ;~;
Craig: What
Craig: Did
Craig: You
Craig: Say
Cartman: Uh oh
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Best friends chat
Clyde: I'm sad :(
Craig: Who did this to you Clyde
Clyde: Cartman :(
Craig: Imma go flip him off
Boyfriends chat
Tweek: IM SAD
Craig: Who did this to you honey?
Tweek: ST STAN
Craig: I'm going to stab a bitch
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8:56 AM
Kyle: I'm trimming my hair down.
Stan: Rip those little pieces of hair
10:14 PM
Kyle: I'm shaving off all my hair.
Stan: kYLE NO
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South Park Texts
FanfictionThese are some text messages (sometimes actions) between the people (mostly kids) of South Park.
