South Park Texts

Kenny Without His Hoodie

Kenny: Hey guys

Cartman: WHAT THE FUCK KENNY?!

Kyle: Yeah, What the fuck.

Stan: Today was weird

Stan: Kenny, I blame you

Kenny: Come on, what did I do?

Cartman: You didn't have your jacket!

Kyle: Everyone could understand you, that includes the teacher! It usually takes a while for them to get what you're saying.

Stan: Then you went off saying the perverted things you normally say, but with everyone understanding.

Cartman: THEN WE ALL GOT DETENTION.

Kyle: I hate to agree with fatass, but today sucked without your jacket!

Cartman: SHUT UP STUPID JEW

Kenny: It was warm though

Stan: We don't care if it's warm!

Cartman: You have to where your jacket!

Kyle: You mean wear Cartman.

Kyle: And if you don't you can't say the things you want to.

Kenny: ... Not even titties?

Kyle: Not even titties.

Kenny: Fiiiiiine. Let me go find it.

[Kenny had left the chat]

Stan: ...

Stan: IT WORKED!

Cartman: I wasn't expecting it to actually do anything!

Cartman: Mostly Because it was the jews plan

Kyle: My plans always work.

Cartman: HA, YOU WISH!

Stan: Today was just really weird without his jacket on.

Kyle: It was worth getting detention for this.

Craig: Blackmail.

Cartman: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE FAGGOT?!

[Craig has left the chat]

Kyle: Well shit.