Kyman: Fuck you!
Style: Fuck you harder!
K2: Oh my god, it's happening again.
Bunny: Imma stay outta this :D
Crenny: Again
Bunny: Shut the fuck up
Stenny: I WANT TO DIE
Keneric: So do I but you don't hear me complaining
Kyman: OKAY EVERYONE SHUT UP
Creek: ...
Style: No
Stenny: GODDAMNIT
Tyde: Why don't we all calm down?
Bunny: Cause that's too logical
Crenny: All you sexies need to chill the fuck out
Creek: Yeah! I guess.
[Stenny was removed from the chat]
Tyde: Wait, What the hell?
Crenny: Good, someone removed that douche
K2: Please Shut the fuck up.
Creek: THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I TYPE IN SENTENCES FOR SOME REASON!!
[K2 was removed from the chat]
Style: Don't type in sentences then!
Kyman: Wow, look at you coming up with all the answers.
Style: I swear to god I will beat the shit out of you.
Bunny: Can't you guys calm down???
Tyde: Yeah!
Keneric: There is no calming down
Crenny: That went dark
Crenny: I like it
Stanman: You guys woke me up
Kyman: NO ONE LIKES YOU LEAVE!
Bunny: That is true
Style: Yeah dude.
Stanman: D:
Stanman: But...
Creek: Get the fuck out of here.
[Stanman was removed from the chat]
Tyde: ...
Tyde: SEE YA
Stendy: That was rude!
Style: No one likes straight people anymore, leave.
Kyman: You would know everything about being straight, huh?
Style: I want so badly to murder you through the screen.
Creek: ...
Keneric: FIGHT!
Style: ... I can't actually punch him through the screen.
Creek: Guys!
[Crenny was removed from the chat]
Tyde: Dude, the sentences thing!
Creek: That's the point.
[Tyde was removed from the chat]
Style: What are you doing?
Bunny: Wait stop!
Creek: I'm seeing something.
[Stendy was removed from the chat]
Kyman: What the fuck?!
Creek: No fucks actually.
[Kyman was removed from the chat]
Style: Dude, there's only three of us left!
Creek: Last test.
Creek: ...
Bunny: Wait why weren't one of us removed?
Creek: I know why.
Style: What the hell?!
Creek: We're the main three.
Bunny: The main what
Style: You're making absolutely no sense.
Creek: People love us!
Creek: So much so that our names are actually words.
Style: Huh, they are.
Bunny: Mine's the cutest
Style: You can make millions of puns with mine!
Bunny: Fuck, that's true
Creek: This isn't a name contest goddamnit!
Style: Jeez, okay then.
Bunny: Damn
Creek: SORRY BUT SERIOUSLY, WE'RE AWESOME AND YOU GUYS ARE JUST GONNA FIGHT IVWR WITCH NAME IS BETTER?
Bunny: Yes
YOU ARE READING
South Park Texts
FanfictionThese are some text messages (sometimes actions) between the people (mostly kids) of South Park.
