Craig: Fuck you all
Token: What the hell Craig?
Jimmy: Hm?
Clyde: Fuck you too :D
Craig: That wasn't a fucking complement dumbass.
Jimmy: Then w w why did you say that?
Craig: Because, I have decided to become an asshole.
Clyde: A bigger asshole
Token: A bully?
Craig: Yeah, that.
Craig: So fuck you all.
[Craig has left the chat]
Jimmy: What the h h hell just happened?
Token: I'm pretty sure Craig just left us to be an asshole to other kids.
Clyde: Oh
[Craig has joined a different chat]
Kenny: And that's why we should only allow girls with C sized boobs and up into our orgy
Kyle: That is...
Kyle: Literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Stan: Yeah I think we should just invite everyone
Cartman: No, I like this
Kyle: That's because you're a dumbass Cartman.
Cartman: You just don't like it because you're a Jew!
Kyle: That makes no sense.
Craig: ...
Stan: WHY DO YOU KEEP COMING IN ON OUR CONVERSATIONS?!
Craig: Because fuck you.
Kenny: Fuck you too~
Kyle: Wait what?
Cartman: WHAT THE FUCK FAGGOT
Stan: Well fuck you too
Stan: But not in Kenny's way
Craig: Man, you guys aren't original.
[Craig has left the chat]
Kyle: ... What does that mean?
Cartman: That you're an idiot
[Craig has joined a different chat]
Craig: Tweek
Tweek: WAT
Craig: Fuck
Craig: You.
Tweek: FUCK ME?
Craig: Uh...
[Craig has left the chat]
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South Park Texts
FanfictionThese are some text messages (sometimes actions) between the people (mostly kids) of South Park.
