South Park Texts

Team Craig Group Chat

Craig: Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

Craig: Hammer Time

Tweek: DONT SING TAT S SONG IT GIVES MI ANXIETY

Craig: Why the fuck does that song give you anxiety

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Clyde: Duuuude

Token: What?

Clyde: I just was playing Overwatch right?

Tweek: SHIT GAM

Clyde: Shut up

Clyde: Anyways

Clyde: I found this person playing as Mercy

Jimmy: I wanna be Winston

Clyde: And they sounded like they wanted to die

Clyde: So I called them Emo Mercy

Craig: Are you sure you weren't talking to Stan

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Craig: I actually have an evil twin

Craig: Her name is Claire

Token: But Craig- you're the evil one.

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Token: You know, our group is called CCJTT

Clyde: I'm the first C you gays

Craig: What the fuck Token

Craig: And Clyde that does not spell guys

Jimmy: If only my name started with an L!

Tweek: WAT

Jimmy: Because Clyde and Craig represent care

Jimmy: And Token and Tweek represent tenderness!

Token: Aw!

Craig: Did you just insult me?

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Clyde: Can anyone guess what I love that starts with a T?

Token: Tacos!

Craig: Token

Jimmy: There are two kinds of people