Tweek: HEY GUYS
Token: Yes?
Craig: Oh god...
Clyde: I'm at Raisins, what?
Tweek: YOURE AT RAINSENS CLYDE?
Clyde: Um yeah
Tweek: WELL T THAT'S JUST RAININ QUESTIONS
Craig: Goddamnit.
Clyde: I'M LEAVING NOW
Token: Ha! I didn't know you liked making jokes!
Craig: He doesn't, and he's not good at it.
Tweek: ACK
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Token: Who wants to go to the arcade?
Craig: Sure.
Clyde: I wanna go on the rides!
Token: There are no rides at an arcade, Clyde.
Clyde: Aw...
Tweek: THETE A AR GAME MACHINS T THO
Craig: Yeah, those.
Token: Yeah, I saw them last time I went there.
Tweek: ME TO B BUT YOU NEED A TOKEN FOR THEM
Craig: Fucking hell.
Clyde: How do you get a token?
Token: Oh my gosh, how do you do that?! It's hilarious!
Tweek: T THANK OU
Craig: He searched up shitty guides online at three in the morning because he couldn't sleep.
Clyde: How do you know that?
Craig: I don't.
Token: Um... Okay? So can we go to the arcade now or..?
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Clyde: Tweek we're coming over to the coffee shop
Tweek: N NOW?
Craig: Now.
Token: We won't be there long.
Craig: Yeah, I just wanted a donut or some shit.
Tweek: WERE NOT D DUNKIN DOUNUTS
Craig: Wait, So no donuts or some bullshit?
Tweek: WELL...
Craig: Then we're fucking coming.
Clyde: DONUTS!!!!
Token: Hope you don't mind!
Tweek: I GUESS NOT
Tweek: BUT D DO YOU WANT TO KNOW S SOMETHING?
Craig: I swear to fuck if it's a joke.
Token: Oh, I'm ready!
Tweek: I LIKE MY MEN LIK I LIKE M MY COFFEE
Tweek: Black.
Craig: ...
Craig: W h a t ?
Token: Oh god, Craig no!
[Craig has left the chat]
Tweek: WAIT CRAIG, I IT WAS AN JOKE!
Clyde: Why do I feel like Token is about to get murdered?
Tweek: BECAUSE CRAIG ISNT RESPINDING
Clyde: Oh right
Token: I'm just going to stay in my house, and tell security to be on the look out...
Tweek: SORRRY
[Craig has entered the chat]
Craig: I have a clear shot.
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South Park Texts
FanfictionThese are some text messages (sometimes actions) between the people (mostly kids) of South Park.
