Kenny: Hey Stan, whatcha doin'?
Stan: I want to fucking die.
Kenny: Same
Kenny: But you know
Kenny: Forever
Stan: What do you mean forever?
Stan: You've never died
Kenny: This is why I want death sTAN
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Kenny: You know, I care about you Leo
Butters: I care about you too Ken!
Kenny: You know I would die for you right?
Butters: Aw thanks Kenny
Butters: I would die for you too
Kenny: Thank you, but please don't die for me
Kenny: You'll die die
Butters: But you'll die die too...
Kenny: Uh...
Kenny: I know, but just don't
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Kyle: Hey, what are you doing?
Stan: Eating ice cream
Kyle: Why?
Stan: I eat ice cream when I have a bad day
Kyle: But you eat ice cream everyday..
Stan: ...
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Stan: I can't believe those guys tried to rape us
Kyle: Yeah, and it's all your fault Cartman!
Cartman: AYE! It's not my fault that you guys aren't mature!
Butters: What's a rape?
[Kenny has removed Butters from the chat]
Kenny: Too innocent.
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Craig: So there's this dance thing.
Tweek: MHHM
Craig: And I was wondering if you wanted to go, or just skip and go make out.
Craig: No autocorrect.
Clyde: AWWWWWWWWW
Craig: Wait, What the fuck?!
Token: This is the group chat guys.
[Tweek has left the chat]
Craig: Goddamn it.
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South Park Texts
FanfictionThese are some text messages (sometimes actions) between the people (mostly kids) of South Park.
