Tea, Bitch || England x READER [FINISHED]

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"Bloody hell," England grinds his teeth as he goes through his spell books.

'That damn cupcake freak left that cupcake for (Y/N)' He furiously thoughts as he remembers seeing a half-eaten cupcake in his pantry.

God knows Englands cooking is bad but that cupcake had some magical essence.

But then he smacks his forehead. "I could've just taken a bite out of that rotten cupcake."

He slams his book shut and went out of his room filled with magic and went back to the counter where he placed the remains of the cupcake. When he took a bite, it was sweet like any cupcake but it made him a little nauseous.

By then he gathered his wits and saw that he's in the middle of a forest. "Damn." he cursed.

Walking around he found sheets of paper around the woods. "Slenderman," was written boldly with a tall character in the drawing.

He shrugged and tore the paper off and continued his way. It grew darker and fog start to contaminate the area. Eerie.

England found another note with more words that said: "HE'S COMING FOR YOU."

"Why are people leaving these damn notes around?" England said in annoyance but when he turned around he faces a pale white creature in a black suit and tie.

"Holy-" He sprinted into a different direction as static sounds begin to fade away.

When he believed he was in the clear he stopped to catch his breath. "What the bloody hell was that?"

His heart beats erratically.

'Is this part of Oliver's security?' He thought.

"This is the Slender Woods." England flinched and looked around as he heard a deep voice talk in his head.

Getting an anonymous feeling he shook his head and continued walking.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

After many jump-scares, he gathered eight pieces of paper. Then there he stood. The infamous Slenderman.

Just about the second England was gonna die. Slenderman started to flicker like a broken television screen and then disappear.

Nothing happened. But the scenery changed like he went into another world. There he stood in front of a pastel pink house.

"That must be that god damn Oliver's place," England said. Slightly shaken by the previous events.

<Meanwhile>

(Y/N) laughs and smiles as Oliver talk about Al and Matt as kids.

"Matt kissed Al because I dressed him up like a princess." Oliver squeals.

Matt was slightly blushing as Allen was gritting his teeth loudly like he was gonna kill Ollie.

"Al did look like a girl..."
"I LOOKED LIKE A CHICK!"

Then again the two started fighting.

"It's nice to have someone like you in their life." (Y/N) complimented Ollie.

His face flushed. "W-Well, thank you poppet."

"Honestly I don't mind being with the 2Ps. Nothing is really different." You sighed and leaned back in your seat.

"I'm glad to hear that."

"Well, certainly I'm not!" You hear a British voice.

"Arthur?" You turned to see the fuming Brit.

"If it isn't Artie! It's a little rude to barge uninvited." Oliver cooes.

"You acted first by taking (Y/N) away." He seethes.

"I need to go Oliver." You try to reason.

"You're not going anywhere, dollface." Allen grabber you like a potato sack and started running in the opposite direction.

"Get back here!" England starts to shoot magic at the both of you.

"Don't kill me!" You screamed.

"Luciano! Take the chick." Al through in inside a car where you met the 2P of Italy.

"Ciao, Bella ragazza." He smirked and started driving.

"Where are we going?"

"My place."

You stayed quiet but you wanted to say "oh."

~~~~~~~~~

When you got to this big mansion you were met with many servants and guards in black suits.

"They are just my henchman. They follow me." Luciano continues walking as others formally greet him.

"Ruciano!" You hear a familiar voice but different.

A Japanese man came running with a katana and wears a cape in a uniform.

"What now, Kuro?" Luciano groaned.

"Rutz is being a dick." He said plainly.

"Vho's being Vho?" 2P Germany popped out of a corner.

"Nothing important. Just keep an eye on the ragazza." Luciano walks away.

The two 2P countries looked at you and smirked.

"I'm Lutz."
"Kuro."

Kuro then circles around you like he's observing your figure. "Wourd you rike to be my moder?"

You were confused but understood what he said. "No thank you, I don't want to be raped yet."

He just shrugged and walked away.

"Follow us." Lutz walked with Kuro.

<With England>

"Where's (Y/N)!?" England tries to hit Oliver but he cuts him with a knife.

"Oh~ the poppet is in a much safer place now than where you'll end up in." Oliver had a smug look.

"This is getting old."

"Indeed."

"Then die already!" Al starts swinging his spiked bat at England.

"I'm immortal you idiot!" He yelled.

But then a needle was injected onto the side of his neck and England passed out.

"Perfect shot, Zao." Oliver gleamed.

"Hmph." The Chinese man smoked his pipe.

"Seems we're late." Viktor, 2P Russia stated.

"Better late than never." Al sassed.

"Now, help me with this." Oliver pointed to the unconscious island nation.

End

Sorry, this is short. Even though even though I said I was going or on a break. I feel like I didn't do anything. So I'll just update when I want to.