Gay Guys and Horny Homos™

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I came up with this and thought it was the cutest thing ever.
And it really is.
It's Boyf Riends, Arson Bros, Tree Bros, and Lams. Cuz y e s

Evan giggled and ran into his step-brother's room.

"JEREMYYY!!" He said excitedly.

"Whoa, chill, Ev. Jake will be here soon."

"I invited a friend. I-is that okay?" He asked.

"Oh. Sure!!" Jeremy replied cheerfully.

Then Evan noticed something.

"Uhhh.. Jeremy, what's that on your neck?"

It was a hickey.

Jeremy blushed.

"O-oh!! Well, umm, a-about that.."

Evan giggled. "Is that.. a hickey?"

Then he felt the need to adjust his shirt and cover his neck.

Jeremy smirked.

"Don't even try." He said.

Evan blushed and readjusted his shirt, revealing 3 hickeys.

"Connor can't keep his hands to himself, can he~?" Jeremy asked, nudging Evan's arm.

Evan turned crimson and pushed Jeremy. "Shut up!! I heard the moaning in here night before last."

Jeremy's face began to match Evan's.

"Oh! See, that was just... uh..."

"You having sex with your boyfriend."

Then the doorbell rang.

Jeremy got up. "YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK I'M GONNA ANSWER THAT!!"

He then left.

He answered the door and found Jake, Rich, and someone he didn't know.

Evan ran down the stairs.

"John!" He said.

As Jake and Rich walked inside, he gave John a hug.

Jeremy smirked.

"Jake, Rich, what's with the.. scarves?"

They both turned crimson.

"Cold!!" Jake yelled.

"Yeah. Really fucking cold." Rich agreed.

"Oh, honestly, I've already seen Evan's."

They sighed and took off the scarves, revealing AT LEAST 10 hickeys.

"Jesus, you're both horny."

"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW WE HAVEN'T HAD SEX SINCE MONDAY!!" Rich defended.

"Bitch, it's Tuesday." Jeremy told him.

"WELL, I MEANT--"

"Babe. It's too late." Jake told him.

He sighed.

"SIT IN A CIRCLE ON THE FLOOR! WE'RE STRAIGHT TEENAGE GIRLS NOW." John screeched.

Jeremy chuckled. "Yes, ma'am."

They did as John asked and John set down a huge dice.

"I got it on E-Bay. Special for straight girls or gay guys."

"Each side has a different challenge. If you refuse to do the challenge, the next person to catch the dice gets to ask whoever refused the challenge a kinky question."

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